This is a parody of This Is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams. Its supposed to be kind of based off of “Who Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar”. The tone of the piece is kind of sarcastic and the mood is trying to make the reader feel jealous.

The Cookie

I have stolen

the cookies

that were in

the jar

and which

you were probably

hiding

from little children

Forgive me

they were so crunchy

so chocolaty

and so yummy in my tummy